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2002-03-19 - 7:35 a.m.
Pooping
Candy Toy #2 I'm
an adult
without
children,
but that
doesn't stop
me from
liking or
buying
candy.
Perhaps, I
am a little
out of touch
with current
trends in
child
marketing,
but when did
kids start
liking scat? This
is the
second
pooping
candy toy
I've seen in
2 weeks. The
first was
the pooping
chicken.
Now, the
pooping
Dalmatian.
These were
not found
in a
hole-in-the-wall
weird
discontinued
candy store.
These were
both
purchased at
Rite Aid.
Perhaps the
manufacturers
didn't
realize that
candy
coming out
of a plastic
animal's
butt would
be
unappetizing.
Perhaps it's
not. Maybe
with the
advent of
the 1993
children's
book
"Everyone
Poops"
and the 1997
"Perry
Poops,"
kids have a
new
appreciation
for bodily
functions. But,
should we
convince
them it's
tasty? I'm
going to do
a more
extensive
research on
this topic
and see if
these 2 toys
are just
flukes. Or,
maybe this
just happens
around
Easter Time
so parents
can make
their
children
feel as
crappy about
the holiday
as they do?
"Paint
another
fucking
Easter egg,
huh? Wait
until you
see what you
get in your
basket this
year!" If
anyone has
any leads on
other
pooping
candy toys,
please email
me. I think
this could
be my PhD
dissertation
in Popular
Culture.
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