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2002-02-28 - 3:45 p.m. I
have never been
into Easter, even
when I was a
child. I guess the
whole idea of
killing a man and
he comes back to
life was too
creepy for me.
Isn't that what
Zombie movies are
for? I'm not even
into Peepers,
which seems like
I'm the only one
in the world who
isn't (P.S. I hate
candy corn, too). Two
days ago I found
the greatest
Easter present to
give anyone:
Cluckers, the
incredible pooping
chicken. First,
like any chicken
in a farm yard,
you wrench her
head off. Then you
put 5 colorful
egg-shaped bubble
gum in his neck.
(The package says
that you can use
jelly beans as
well. Wind her up
and watch them
come flying out of
his ass! Okay, so
she's supposed to
be laying them.
But, what chicken
lays eggs as she's
strolling around? I
just thought I
could spread the
joys of this
year's Easter and
recommend a
fascinating and
possibly
educational toy
for your
youngsters.
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