What we have to offer:

• Placement - Positions are available nationwide in your home town!
• Pay - We offer a decent starting salary with incredible fringe benefits!
• Time Off - Flexible vacation and sick days in coordination with other Neo-Milk People. No customer should ever go unserviced.
• Pre-screening - All customers on your route will be pre-screened for sexually and psychologically transmittable diseases. No guns or weaponry will be allowed in their houses.
• Uniforms - We provide 7 sets of bright white uniforms, hats and pleather black belt. Shirts will have a patch over the left pocket with your first name or pseudonym. You must provide your own shoes, socks, and clean unstained white skivvies.
• Transportation - We provided you with your own truck and gasoline allowance.

What we want:

• Everyone! - People of all shapes, sizes, sexes, orientations, ethnicities, etc., etc.
• Efficiency - Willingness to service your customers within a 15 minute period of time (who knows when the significant other will return home for a briefcase or lunch?).
• Timeliness - Ability to stay on schedule.
• Perform Simple Tasks - Ability to (or get someone else to) carry a six pack of half gallon milk glass jars. Ability to learn how to drive an old 1950s truck.
• Pure Appearance - Clean cut, shaven and a willing smile.
• Odors - No perfume or cologne. Just the soft, clean smell of ivory soap will be accepted.
• Ordinary People - We don't need exceptionally good-looking people. In fact, we discourage it. We don't want your customers forming unnecessary attachments & leave their families for their "dream person". You will have many others to service. 
• Sexual Abilitities - Standard missionary & doggy style methods are preferred (for ease and quickness). We do have routes available for sexual deviants. Relocation may be required.

If this sounds like you - or you would like it to be you - email us with your best characteristics and qualities for the job.